The Master of Disguise (review) | FlickFilosopher.com
Aug 2, 2002 ...
Carvey's character, the absurdly monikered Pistachio Disguisey
, is a moronic
man-child whom we're supposed to cheer on not in spite of but because of his
boorish behavior and all-encompassing stupidity. Any parent who unwittingly
wanders into a showing of this movie with her child will surely have to ...
The Master of Disguise | EW.com
Feb 7, 2003 ...
No doubt Dana Carvey envisioned the chameleonesque Pistachio Disguisey
his Austin Powers. Instead, it's just his Pistachio Disguisey
SCREEN IT! PARENTAL REVIEW: THE MASTER OF DISGUISE
Aug 2, 2002 ...
PLOT: Pistachio Disguisey
(DANA CARVEY) is a young and amiable man with a
knack for mimicry who works as a waiter at the Italian restaurant run by his father,
Frabbrizio (JAMES BROLIN). Although his imitations of people sometimes get out
of hand, he's a good-natured sort who befriends Barney Baker ...
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"Texas Man: Am I going too fast for you? Pistachio Disguisey
: [Mocking Texas
Man] Am I going too fast for you? Texas Wife: Are you mocking my husband?
: [Mocking Texas Wife] Are you mocking my husband? Texas
Wife: 'Cause you better not be! Pistachio Disguisey
: [Mocking Texas Wife] 'Cause
The Master Of Disguise | Sony Pictures
The Disguisey family tree just dropped a nut... Pistachio. One minute he's an old
woman. The next, a turtle man. Moments later, President George W. Bush. Who is
this man, this myth, this master? He'sPistachio, the Master of Disguise. Pistachio
(Dana Carvey, Wayne's World) is a mild-mannered waiter whose life ...
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About the Movie. The Disguisey family tree just dropped a nut... Pistachio. One
minute he's an old woman. The next, a turtle man. Moments later, President
George W. Bush. Who is this man, this myth, this master? He's Pistachio, the
Master of Disguise. Pistachio Disguisey
(Dana Carvey, Wayne's World) is a mild-
The Master of Disguise - IPFS
gets the basics of the Disguisey
way down and his
grandfather gets him an assistant, the gorgeous (but small-bottomed) Jennifer
Baker, while he has bonded with her son Barney who is trying to learn how to
ride a skateboard and becomes attached to Pistachio's
dog The Cuteness, and
who is a little ...
The Aisle Seat - The Master of Disguise
Carvey plays Pistachio Disguisey
, an Italian who descends from a long-line of
quick-change artists. The family has devoted their unusual skill to fighting crime
and contributing something positive to the world. Pistachio knows none of this
until his mother (Edie McClurg) and father Frabbrizio (James Brolin) are
The Master Of Disguise Movie Review (2002) | Roger Ebert
Aug 2, 2002 ...
The plot: Carvey plays an Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey
, who is
unfamiliar with the First Law of Funny Names, which is that funny names in
movies are rarely funny. Pistachio comes from a long line of masters of disguise.
His father, Frabbrizio (James Brolin), having capped his career by ...
In Italy, 1979, Fabbrizio Disguisey, the latest in a long line of secret agents known
as "Masters of Disguise", breaks up a smuggling ring run by the evil Devlin
Bowman. Not wanting his infant son Pistachio to receive the same dangerous
future lifestyle as he and his lineage, Fabbrizio decides to keep his family's
identity a ...
Adventure · An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited
powers of disguise. .... A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey
at his father Fabbrizio's restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with
supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey
family is kidnapped Fabbrizio's former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal
mastermind in an attempt ...
Jun 8, 2012 ... John-Marc Diner dives headfirst into the year 2002 to face his demons, featuring
a career-defining performance by veteran actor Jayson Diner Directed by PJ D...
The character of Pistachio Disguisey (while a nice guy) is very annoying. He's
constantly happy and creepily smiling with his eyes crossed all throughout the
film. There are deleted scenes and bloopers throughout the ending credits, all of
which are overly long. There are constant disguise changes throughout the
Sep 7, 2009 ... This movie was hated by so many critics.. but how can you look at this and not
enjoy its stupidity? XD.
Arriving dressed as one of his opponents, Pistachio quickly sheds his disguise
and assumes a...
The plot is centered on Carvey as "Pistachio Disguisey", a simple-minded
member of an Italian family with supernatural skills of disguise. The patriarch of
the Disguisey family (Brolin), Pistachio's father, is kidnapped by archvillian Devlin
Bowman (Spiner), who plans on brainwashing him to steal a variety of priceless
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Jan 28, 2003 ... Dana Carvey ventures into the world of PG-rated, family-oriented entertainment
as star and co-writer of this light adventure comedy, which requires the actor to
assume more than three dozen different identities. Carvey's primary role in
Master of Disguise, however, is that of Pistachio Disguisey, an ordinary ...